[ihatethesooners]

Okay. Toenails are mildly more gross than fingernails. Clipping your fingernails, over a trash can, is perfectly acceptable. If I have a meeting with you, I'd much rather you clip your nails in public than show up with long, unkempt hillbilly nails.

However, am I the only person in the last 10 years to have discovered the clippers that collect the clippings so you can dump them in the trash after you're finished?

I dated a girl for a while who came in while I was clipping my toes on the bed and she was all, "WTF?" And I was all, "It's cool, the clippers collect the clippings and then I just empty it into the trash."

I find it hard to believe that these only exist in my hometown.

On the other hand, of all the disgusting things people come into contact with on a daily basis, are we really most concerned about nail clippings?