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Originally Posted by ryanknapper
I got a plastic fork from McDonalds the other day. Nowhere upon it does it have "Do not stab yourself in the thigh with this fork." I wonder...
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What if the fork did come with a warning saying "Do not stab yourself in the thigh with this fork." Nine out of ten ambulances waiting at each McDonalds would be for plastic cutlery related stab wounds, with the tenth one picking up an indy documentary maker with heart and liver failure.