[djoh615893]

I have thought this over many times over the years. I used to want to be able to brutally beat people who toss their garbage in my pickup bed, block the aisles in Wal-Mart, stop at green lights, and give unsolicited opinions and advice. Then I wanted to kill those people with my .45, using Hydra-Shock bullets. Now I'd very much like to torture the fucks who feel it necessary to condescend to others due to their own perceived shortcomings or whatever reasons they have. For them, I'd like to shove them into a little kennel cage and randomly pepper spray them, spray them with ice water while running an AC on full blast, blare shitty music for weeks on end through PA speakers, and other random cruel things.

I'd like to put a ram on the front of my truck and run it into shitty drivers without consequence. Better yet, metal spikes! That way, you'd see holes in the cars of shitty drivers. I'd enjoy all those things. I'd also enjoy randomly beating the shit out of douchebags who have to talk way louder then prudent in public and interrupt everyone else or otherwise be annoying to everyone in earshot. I would fuck them up with this riot stick I managed to find, beating them until they might have a crippling injury. Oh, that would be so satisfying!