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Old 01-29-2009, 09:16 AM   #37 (permalink)
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That's hilarious

That must've sucked major balls, you win cause that was wayyy worst than mine. My parents would be like 'I knew it, we're raising a whore.' They think I am the most disgusting chick ever cause I'm always in my bathroom (its the only room with a lock) and I always click away on the internet (cause I'm on some on some mildly inapporiate website like KATG)

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings View Post
I got a week of detention when a 7th grade study hall monitor saw me mime masturbating over a girl who was bending over to get something from a vending machine.

The worst part was that he made me call call my mom and explain why I would be home late all week. I made the call in the teachers lounge while several of them could over hear and were snickering. I like to think that they were laughing at him, the super nerdy, unpopular teacher. But I'm pretty sure they were laughing at my total humiliation.

FUCK YOU, forums! for making me think about this suppressed memory.
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