Lol this thread is both really funny and really humbling.
Yes, I
am a retarded teenager. I completely understand all the "goody two-shoes" reactions. I really have nothing to say to defend myself. *shrug* I did it, I don't regret it, if I do later, I'll deal with it, it's all my fault, etc. so let's move on, shall we?
Nope, it's not infected, it's cleaned every hour and I'm obsessing over it.
Yeah it looked like SHIT in the beginning, but it looks much better today.

And if it ends up not looking that good, I'll just take it in to get it redone professionally when I turn eighteen in july. ^-^
Thanks for all the congratulations, "fail!"s, and half-congrats.