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Originally Posted by EllaMacFarlane
 i appreciate your input but she's not carrying a smelly baby so your solution is not very effective you see. |
actually. i'm warming up to the idea of pushing her down the stairs. she might end up in traction, and, if i'm lucky, permanently crippled. then i'd be the one who got to bathe her. i could make for goddamn sure she smells good then. also, the sex would happen whenever i wanted, for a change.