I can't believe it! I found a bag of weed on the street.
It's shake, and there are some HUGE stems in it. But I smoked it and it did the trick. It was on the sidewalk right next to a free-box, so my CSI tells me some stoned-ass fuckup hippie was digging through society's castoffs and the baggie drifted out of their patchworked pockets. Happy Wednesday!!!