[TeddyPicker]

Originally Posted by lattaland

I am in a "traditional" marriage whereas my wife is so square and old fashioned, she believes we should not "sleep with other people". I doubt I'm all that "allowed" to sleep with any of you, I'd do it all the same.
Aunt Helen: Aunt Helen is a colleague,and wonderful artist, but what gets me revved is that shapely butt from riding a bike all over hippytown USA. Numeric score 8.2
Punk'N: Oh sure, we woulda been great friends, and you woulda even told me all your sexual exploits involving skinheads and head punches, all the time I woulda been bitter that it wasn't me getting that sweet trim. Numeric score 8.5
AiNE: Rubenesque curves will be the death of me, especially when they are belonging to a girl too young to ever have any reason in the world to be in the same room as me, unless of course that room was "Forever 21", and still, that'd be creepy. Numeric score 8.9
Sparrow: Uh, this won't make things awkward between us, right?
Jameria Sorry white girls, you ever hear "Baby Got Back"? You never had a chance. Numeric score 10.0

God damnit. I knew getting fat and having a boyfriend would knock me off this list.
Meh, I can still dream. Sweet sweet cake induced dreams....