It's hard to pick just 5...and I would by no means limit myself to this list alone.
Jewbooty (she has a fine ass and we'd have a lot of fun)
Punk'n (because she has a safe word but rarely uses it
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Newsy (he would taste like candy)
Archicat (because I wonder if she says "Cheers!" when she cums)
Jameria (smart, sassy, hot, and we have the same last name)