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Old 10-29-2009, 02:09 PM   #703 (permalink)
NoArmsJames
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Do you ever wish you had wings?(Like an angel, not a maxi-pad.)
No. And if you think about it, my lackolimbs(TM) would make me look like a maxi pad anyway.

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Is that your natural hair color?
Yes

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Have you ever "stumped" anybody?
I have no stumps to speak of, but I have footed a chick. Got my whole foot in her.

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Who was your first girlfriend?
Her name is Rachel. I met her when I lived in MN. I don't remember much about her.

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What kind of food do you like?
Mostly unhealthy stuff. The better it is for me, the less likely I am to like it

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When will I get married?
October 14th, 2014

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Where did you get your wheelchair?
Apria Health

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Why did you pick NoArmsJames as your screenname?
I felt that HugeCockJimmy was too pretentious

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How old are you?
29


And FTR Neosporin Jizz is far better than unlimited Falcon Punching. I have spoken.
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