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Old 01-04-2010, 10:29 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by marina View Post
No one comes to visit you, citing heath reasons.

I wish I never had to sneeze again.
You don't, but it now comes out as uncontrollable wet, snotty farts and you have to change your underwear everytime.

I wish my saliva was orange flavored.
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