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Old 01-05-2010, 06:58 PM   #44 (permalink)
Malcolm Is Moore
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Originally Posted by Ansur View Post
Granted. Your great grandfather gave your great grandmother tulips on the first date and she wasn't quite as impressed and didn't go on a second date. You and the rest of your family were never born.

I wish I won the lottery.
You win the AIDS lottery. Congrats, you now have AIDS.

I wish I will never get an STD but can partake in all of the usual activities that transmit them.
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