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Old 04-25-2010, 03:58 AM   #20 (permalink)
evadwolrab
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I suggest constructing a large cock-shaped helium balloon with "GAYS LIVE HERE" and an arrow pointing downward printed on it. This will be tied to your house with a 30ft rope, since you own the airspace directly above your house (so it's legal).

Then you will need to break into an airport, and steal one of their fancy electronic windsocks, which you will hook up to a computer in your house. I haven't mentioned this yet, but you'll need to build really big sliding windows into your roof so you can store the balloon when you don't want to use it.

Back to the computer, which will need to be switched on 24/7, and have an alarm system to alert you when the wind is blowing in the right direction (towards your neighbours' house). You will then "release the propaganda" and proclaim them gay until they move out of the state. Naturally, you'll need to either quit your job or set up some sort of instantaneous wireless alert system and have a job that you can go home from at a moment's notice if you want maximum gay-balloon exposure time.

That'll show 'em.
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