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Originally Posted by metal_martha_stewart
Well, yeah. Of course that's the basic gist of it. I just had to get to work and I didn't feel like typing out the whole thing.
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Told you it was a long story, and that seriously is the short version. FuckMyLife  |
I knew you would be fascinating. Parts of Keith and Chemda's book must have felt like they were written for you, although like you say, not with the best timing. Is your ex-husband the same age as you or older? And what do you think happened to turn things so sour only a year into marriage when you'd had four years of a relationship that made you say yes to marrying him?
Also, when I read your story I pictured your husband (because it played like a movie trailer or short film in my head) to be played by the dude who plays Liz's ex Dennis on 30 Rock (but a not funny version) and your Handsome Boy to be played by James Franco (who's automatically a funny version). And you to be played by you, of course. Am I close?