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Old 08-06-2010, 01:39 PM   #136 (permalink)
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hmmmm, this was a thread-killer of a wish. The first proclivity would be to state that the horrible bitch is dEad, having consumed her own putrid flesh and oozed into the couch whilst an endless loop of Practical Magic plays on but I somehow feel that is not the case and would only be rhetorical and boring. Then there's the issue of corrupting said wish, bringing it back upon the wisher such that it elicits some measure of trauma or misfortune.

I'll take a shot:

she heard what you wished for which pissed her off and motivated her to clean up, get healthy and she landed a successful yuppie and is living happily.

yeah . . whatever

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