I have honestly never gotten completely shit faced drunk. My mom is to blame for this. She sits on my guy friends laps and flirts, demands that people pay attention to her at family reunions and has crazy vomit fests at the end of this. She knows not to drive, but she doesn't know to shut her fucking face. One of the worst drunks ever, then add the mother aspect on top of it. She gives motherly advice while sipping on her 37th beer and slurring her words. I don't drink mainly because I never want to turn into that. To me, that is the most embarassing and humiliating state a person could be in, then again, I've had my whole life to build up a hatred for "mom B". She really does have multiple personalities. "mom A" has a good sense of humor and pretty rational. Once she's drunk she turns into "mom B" an emotional, humorless, demanding piece of mothershit. But if that's what I have to deal with, I'm all good. She never hit me, it's all emotional damage which I can just tuck deep inside and swelter on.
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