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I know you're lying. 17 girls? Really? Understandable for a 20 year-old, sure, but you make yourself out to be Don Draper. We're basically dating without the physical aspect, aren't we? That's dumb. You're the self-proclaimed Master of Cunnilingus AND I WANT YOU TO DEMONSTRATE THAT ON ME DAMNIT. WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING OBLIVIOUS AND DUMB. Be the fucking manwhore around me too, dude. You're missing out.
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