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Co-worker "If you could get A, B, and C done today, that would be great"
Me "Funny that you ask, because I've done A every Thursday for the past year, so I don't see why you bothered to mention it, I already did B, if you weren't late and didn't spend the first hour of the day on facebook you would have noticed that, and I actually told you 5 minutes ago that I was planning on doing C today, so in short STFU, sorry that I made you obsolete but I really don't need your inane chatter just so you feel that you have some measure of control."
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