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Old 04-12-2011, 07:01 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by DWarrior View Post
How about this:

Peter and Jesus are smoking outside the pearly gates. A prostitute in fishnet stockings and high heels who was recently killed by her pimp walks up. Peter says "you lived a life of sin and promiscuity, you're not getting in here" and as he's about to cast her to hell, Jesus interrupts: "I see your heart is pure and you were driven to sin by circumstance, we shan't be too quick to judge. You may enter." A little later on, a woman wearing pants approaches and says "I've lead a good life, came to church every Sunday, and always gave money to charity". Peter says "sorry sister, no dykes allowed." Jesus laughs as he throws his cigarette into the hellpit, and they go off to have lunch.
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