[amikaligula]

Would vampire pussy be cold? This concerns me. Any dryness can be solved with lube, but pussy cannot, as a general rule, be microwaved. (I'm supposing that an erection after a warm, fresh kill will solve the male counter-problem).

Also, (sorry to bring this up Junkenstein, but it seems relevant) I seem to recall that the packaging or review for that glittery-twilight-vampire-dildo mentioned that you could stick it in the freezer for enhanced verisimilitude.

Also also, vampires probably couldn't acquire the hiv, but could their fangs act as dirty needles and spread it?