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Old 03-15-2012, 12:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by WSEIII View Post
...I've yet to have a real blowjob.
This is a horrible declaration to make. I'm gonna help. Get on I-80 and head east until you hit Lincoln. There is a University. All of 'O' Street is bars. Plenty of women who enjoy the job of blow. You can literally get laid on game day simply by wearing a 'Go Huskers' shirt. It's such a redneck shit town, but it's charming as hell, and they have those 'Runza' sandwiches. I love those things.
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