whoa
it feels like St. Patty's Day and i just changed out my ancient Nokia phone's battery pack, snorted some Hydrocodone, jumped into a phalic tractor, barely dodged an invisible train, chased down a hot runner grrl, had a kid with her, went for a walk and got chased by a NY parking cop, handed her a spark plug and ended up on the patio of a Vietnamese restaurant.
and all of a sudden i was a new car (that i can't afford)
