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Originally Posted by Scumhook
Scummy Steps to Success:
1) Post her noodz on teh interwebs. I can help with this if needed.
2) Let her catch you doing a shit in the shower. Justify it by "it was too far to go to the can". Then do a piss while she's yelling at you.
3) Leave your browser open on a particularly disgusting Craigslist ad. Preferably one where a guy is asking for another guy to let him fuck his shit-filled arse. Again, I can help with this if needed...
4) While she's asleep, stick a dildo up her arse and leave it there. In the morning, deny EVERYTHING. This will lead her to believe that either you're a sick fuck who arserapes her in her sleep and she leaves, or she's a sick fuck who needs more anal. Either way, you win.
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You are one heck of a goddam problem solver.