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Old 02-11-2014, 02:33 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by invader View Post
Only that a surprising amount of women are willing to have sex with you while you are actually wearing the transformers mask. Do you own a transformers mask? You should probably buy a transformers mask.
Having a huge black penis probably also helps you.
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