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Originally Posted by ghauck
I'm pretty sure Danny would beat (pun intended) keet by 30 seconds if both used the alleged pictures for sperm donation. Irony is said sperm donation results in girl who marries Hugh Hefner on life support in 2030.
gauntlet: picked up for 5 yards and left for scummy
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I disagree.
Keith, once the mental block of an arbitrary age limit imposed by a outdated religion has been removed and the same piece of meat is now "over age", would rub one out in no time (as long as he didn't look at that train wreck of a face AMIRITE???).
Danny is a different story.
Dark little Danny would need pics of said girl in pain, possibly being cut in the same way he cuts himself, albeit more brutally. He would need to see her viciously subjugated and debased before he could even get close to blowing his load.
Then once he was done and the wave of post-release euphoria passes, he would clean his seed off the picture with tears of shame, guilt and self-loathing.
EDIT: Not sure what I have to do with the gauntlet now. I'll head on down to Nordstrom Rack and see if I can find a matching one in the rejects bin. Then maybe I'll get a coffee & a piece of carrot cake with cream cheese icing.