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If I die from Hurricane Harvey let me say this:
Harvey? Wtf! That's an old ass man name for a powerful category 4 storm. You must be a junior because only weirdos who have some bizarre obsession with keeping their seed alive pass on shitty old man names. I bet you're planning on naming your son Harvey also, you dick. Do you realize the pressure of being Harvey II or Harvey III? Because your poor kid is gonna have to carry on that bullshit with the added stress of disappointing you if he wants to name his son Cody or Jimmy.
Or just:
Someone please make sure my cats get fed. Oh and my daughter.
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