[Sparrow]

first things first:
Emma, you wanna be my boyfriend for a weekend? i'll let you open my doors. *wink*

check
[ ] yes
[ ] no

secondly, yes to acknowledging we all have gross fantasies. surprise! i like jerking off to asian lactation porn with a head canon that there's a secret facility where young sex slaves are bred and when they get pregnant they go to a special wing where rich businessmen and schoolgirls suck on their tits. they then go back into normal rotation when their milk dries up, obvs. and this goes on for generation after generation. whatever. am i contributing to sex trafficking by making up stories for myself? i don't know.