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Old 06-28-2018, 09:07 PM   #21 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle
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Whatís the polyamory setting on a Sleep Number mattress?

Iím still waiting for them to come out with the hole-in-mattress model. Hell. Iím feeling frisky. Put a dildo on there too. Call it ĎThe Kingly Queení mattress.

A lot of fear can be solved with a little lube. Sleep Number can trademark that once Iím sent a Kingly Queen Series prototype.

After re-reading that, Iím fairly certain the good folks at Sleep Number are not on these forms. The more I think about it. This entire post is pretty ridiculous. Should prolly just delete it...

Meh.

I could be this one post away from a luxurious Kingly Queen Series bed. Best not to chance it.
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