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Old 08-12-2020, 08:49 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Sex Tights

Not sure if I told this before.

My youngest daughter very early on adopted the term sex tights for stockings as she found some in my draw and seen something smutty on tv involving lingerie and put two and two together. Needless to say lingerie doesn’t happen any longer as it is no longer sexy.

One Christmas morning same child announced to gathered family before presents mum and dad had sex last night because I found a condom wrapper under dads pillow.

Not sure my dad needed to know that!
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