Newsy! I'm so glad to see you're behind my shotgun theory. I recall discussing this during some KATG chats earlier this year, and i'm glad to see there are some on my side.
As long as you've lived your life in such a way where people aren't breaking in to specifically kill you, the sound of a shotgun should scare any intruder off! If it doesn't, onto the rock salt. Still haven't learned? The third ones a slug.
Well, better go load the shotgun... i can sense the pitchforks coming for me already
