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Old 05-02-2021, 02:45 AM   #8 (permalink)
sohime421
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Join Date: May 2021
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Sharted

I have sharted more than I'd like to admit. Those late nights drinking and eating spicy best made pickles. Passed out drunk suddenly get awoken with my stomach bubbling, thinking is it just a fart...so I slowly try letting it out. I'm drunk and to lazy, wanted it to be just a fart and I'll get up later. So I release it and sure enough I have to jump to my hands and knees and scoot out the bed.
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