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Old 12-13-2005, 09:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Asimo Robot Upgraded to Pick Up Chicks

Hondas smug ASIMO robot is incredibly annoying here in Japan its hard to get through a single day without being subjected to his capering antics on TV and in magazines. Which makes it all the more disturbing that Honda has bestowed the bungling bot with even greater powers.

Aside from running at a 100% faster 6kph, ASIMO now has:

the ability to pursue key tasks in a real-life environment such as an office and an advanced level of physical capabilities. Compared to the previous model, the new ASIMO achieves the enhanced ability to act in sync with people for example, walking with a person while holding hands.

Reading between the lines, it seems Hondas tin man has his beady eyes on both our jobs and our girlfriends. Check out the Honda site and youll see that he even manages to serve tea to visitors, leaving little work for us gore-based employees to do.
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Old 12-13-2005, 10:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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See, women like midgets....
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Old 12-15-2005, 07:16 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Check out some videos of the new ASIMO here.

Freaking amazing!

Not to mention, he'll be up for rent next year at 20 million yen (US$166,000).

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Old 05-31-2006, 01:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Asimo has been watching too much Terminator

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