Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index

[ron]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40076

"Google finally has what it needs to catalog the DNA of every organism on Earth," said analyst Imran Kahn of J.P. Morgan Chase. "Of course, some people might not want their DNA indexed. Hence, the robot army. It's crazy, it's brilliant—typical Google."

[Darq]

Originally Posted by ron

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40076

"Google finally has what it needs to catalog the DNA of every organism on Earth," said analyst Imran Kahn of J.P. Morgan Chase. "Of course, some people might not want their DNA indexed. Hence, the robot army. It's crazy, it's brilliant—typical Google."

U R DUM.

[hypercrypt]

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[Vudell]

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[JamIsNotGlue]

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[craig0r]

Hahaha, next time maybe check to see if you got your articles from theonion.com before acting like you have a reliable news source.