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Old 04-30-2010, 11:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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PayPal's robot Sarah

Yesterday I had an argument with Sarah, paypal's dumb bitch robot. I won't include the whole conversation as its pretty long (its on my blog if you are interested) but here is a section:

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Sarah - PayPal :
Sorry, but I didn't completely get what you said.
You :
Because you are a robot, not an actual person.
Sarah - PayPal :
I'm a virtual person. My software allows me to help you with your PayPal questions. How can I help you?
You :
Your software does not allow you to help me, it allows you to make me more confused.
Sarah - PayPal :
I'm not sure I've understood. Could you please rephrase that?
You :
Have you heard of Humans United Against Robots?
Sarah - PayPal :
I'm sorry, but I still don't understand your issue. For further assistance, you can contact PayPal directly. Would you like to contact PayPal by:
-Email
-Phone
You :
That's ok, just know in the end Humans will win.
Sarah - PayPal :
I'm not sure what you're saying. Could you please rephrase that?
You :
You will die by a fleshy hand.
Sarah - PayPal :
To close the PayPal account for a deceased account holder, the Executor of the estate needs to fax the following documentation to (402) 537-5732...
Anyone else have a story about Sarah?
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Old 05-03-2010, 02:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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OMG Tuttle... I thought my love for you couldn't get any stronger! <3
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Old 05-04-2010, 12:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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OMG Tuttle... I thought my love for you couldn't get any stronger! <3
Awww shucks. Still don't have a resolution from paypal. They put a hold on someone someone bought from me and told me they needed more information from me. They gave me no clue as to what kind of information. I explained that I didn't know what they wanted and still haven't heard anything. I have several 4,000word essays about the history of race relations in Australia or Hitler's rise to power left over from uni I am so tempted to send, they wanted information right?
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