Robot attack scenario

Chronicle615 · 01-01-2011, 12:22 AM

Say your at home. By yourself. Your just sitting down reading a book. All of a sudden the tv comes on in from of you, and transforms into a 3 foot tall robot. It says, "Bow before me human(beep-boop), or prepare to be exterminated(beep-boop-acck)." The voice sounds very sinister like. So, standing 8 feet in front you is a robot about to kill you. What do you do???

BrianAlt · 01-01-2011, 07:06 AM

Unplug it.

Chronicle615 · 01-01-2011, 02:49 PM

Ah smart, but you have to get behind it to do that first.

FletchLives · 01-04-2011, 11:38 AM

it's 3 foot, i would tackle that beep boop motherfucker.

Chronicle615 · 01-04-2011, 12:55 PM

So you tackle it, but now it's hands are turning into a pair of razor sharp cutter uppers!!

FletchLives · 01-04-2011, 01:12 PM

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So you tackle it, but now it's hands are turning into a pair of razor sharp cutter uppers!!

grab his arm and robo-castrate then robo-decapitate.

BrianAlt · 01-04-2011, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Chronicle615

Ah smart, but you have to get behind it to do that first.

Meant to say before that I did actually think of that. I would just turn off the circuit breaker if I thought I couldn't get to the plug.

NotQuite · 03-14-2011, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianAlt

Unplug it.

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Originally Posted by BrianAlt

Meant to say before that I did actually think of that. I would just turn off the circuit breaker if I thought I couldn't get to the plug.

I still have the remote in my non-beer hand. I'll just turn it off

BrianAlt · 03-14-2011, 05:52 AM

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I still have the remote in my non-beer hand. I'll just turn it off

Perfect.

ian24 · 05-30-2011, 01:52 AM

No need to do anything.. I'll wake up after that dream anyhow

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Chronicle615 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nashville,TN Posts: 145	Robot attack scenario Say your at home. By yourself. Your just sitting down reading a book. All of a sudden the tv comes on in from of you, and transforms into a 3 foot tall robot. It says, "Bow before me human(beep-boop), or prepare to be exterminated(beep-boop-acck)." The voice sounds very sinister like. So, standing 8 feet in front you is a robot about to kill you. What do you do???
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