The robots your Mother warned you about

mali · 06-07-2006, 03:01 PM

Survival Research Laboratories

Pitching Machine - launches 6 foot 2"x4"s at a velocity of 120 m.p.h.. This provides a calculated range of 800 ft. It is equipped with an automatic loading system holding 20 boards and is powered by a 500 cubic inch El Dorado engine.

Spark Shooter - Shoots molten metal up to about 500 yards via 20,000 volts using the Lorentz principle to achieve that effect.

They will be invading my city in August. I shall spread the gospel of HUAR!!

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blue eyes · 06-08-2006, 12:16 AM

It'd be cool to pass out HUAR t-shirts at their show

teerts · 06-08-2006, 10:56 AM

If you go, don't forget your sledge hammer!

oh...and your camera...

mali · 06-08-2006, 07:35 PM

and safety goggles, and ear protetion, and masks.. and yes, the camera

erm I mean, and the Word of Savior, Malley

arcatacat · 06-09-2006, 02:28 AM

Man, this is scary. Why do people build these things? I really don't understand why.

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mali Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 936	The robots your Mother warned you about Survival Research Laboratories Pitching Machine - launches 6 foot 2"x4"s at a velocity of 120 m.p.h.. This provides a calculated range of 800 ft. It is equipped with an automatic loading system holding 20 boards and is powered by a 500 cubic inch El Dorado engine. Spark Shooter - Shoots molten metal up to about 500 yards via 20,000 volts using the Lorentz principle to achieve that effect. They will be invading my city in August. I shall spread the gospel of HUAR!! More images: Attachment 1175 Attachment 1176 Flickr stream: Last edited by mali; 02-20-2007 at 11:12 PM.
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blue eyes Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: under water Posts: 166	It'd be cool to pass out HUAR t-shirts at their show
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teerts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 290	If you go, don't forget your sledge hammer! oh...and your camera...
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mali Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 936	and safety goggles, and ear protetion, and masks.. and yes, the camera erm I mean, and the Word of Savior, Malley
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arcatacat Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,120	Man, this is scary. Why do people build these things? I really don't understand why.
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