We need to save Stephen Hawking!

spaceboy · 06-14-2006, 09:05 AM

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lickmyballssuckmy · 06-14-2006, 01:49 PM

I'm with him. I'd like for all humans to leave, too. If I like you, I'll text message you not to get on the ship.

My short list so far:

1. KATG and anybody they say
2. Any KATG fan (even Deuce) or past guest
3. The guy that write the prayers for the shows
4. Scarlett Johansen
5. The Riverdance women
6. dopey Tom Cruise and family

teerts · 06-14-2006, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lickmyballssuckmy

I'm with him. I'd like for all humans to leave, too. If I like you, I'll text message you not to get on the ship.

My short list so far:

1. KATG and anybody they say
2. Any KATG fan (even Deuce) or past guest
3. The guy that write the prayers for the shows
4. Scarlett Johansen
5. The Riverdance women
6. dopey Tom Cruise and family

Any chance we can perfect cloning anytime soon so we can have more than
one scarlett johansen?

DanClass · 06-14-2006, 02:53 PM

dibs on Scarlett J

lickmyballssuckmy · 06-14-2006, 03:54 PM

I called her months ago. But let me talk to some of the Riverdance women and see what I can do for you. And there's always Katie after the divorce. She'll be pretty rich.

DanClass · 06-14-2006, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lickmyballssuckmy

I called her months ago. But let me talk to some of the Riverdance women and see what I can do for you. And there's always Katie after the divorce. She'll be pretty rich.

rich dont make up for crazy

at least that's what annie tells me over

and over

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teerts · 06-14-2006, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanClass

dibs on Scarlett J

If I had a glove, I'd slap you with it.

/pistols at dawn.

MichaelG · 06-14-2006, 04:17 PM

hAWKING IS DOING OKAY, check out his nurse

lickmyballssuckmy · 06-14-2006, 04:18 PM

I called her first. Search the forums and you'll see that I have already declared my lust for her. Patrice said she has a twin brother that looks just like her. There you go..

cubbybear · 06-14-2006, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MichaelG

hAWKING IS DOING OKAY, check out his nurse

I bet DJ Quad doesn't have a nurse like her. Didn't they clone Scarlett in the movie the Island?

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lickmyballssuckmy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hilo, Hawaii Posts: 946	I called her first. Search the forums and you'll see that I have already declared my lust for her. Patrice said she has a twin brother that looks just like her. There you go..
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