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I am impressed that somehow that didn't erupt into a fight. Keith you really have a centered disposition. I think if I was having a momentus night and some bag-of-douche was roon'ing it I am pretty sure I would fly off the handle.
Speaking of fights and eye poking (from yesterday's show). I had a similar situation in 3rd grade out on recess. This kid Joe was walking around with another kid pushing and slapping people. They moved around to a few people and eveyone mostly took it. I stood my ground and sure enough he came up to me. He approaches me and pushes me. Instead of waiting for anymore flak from this guy I grabbed his shoulder, put my leg behind his and tripped him over, I then kneeled on his chest and poked him really hard in one of his eyes. I watched as he ran into the building crying. Of course we both were called into the principals office and then I cried to. Hey I was in 3rd grade....shut up!
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I have a question: Was the King of all-shit-everywhere's nickname actually 'Strawberry'? Or is that some famous sport dude yourside?
Either way a slap was overdue. Keith was, as he admitted, too lenient. Kick him out, kick him hard. though [new thought] it IS different with a neighbour. You do have to live with these fuckers and they could make your life a pain. hmmmm |
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Strawberry
I'm assuming the nickname came from the Darryl Strawberry jersey he was wearing in the video. He's the King of Jerseys ya know; and now that I think of it, he's prob. also the King of Jersey. I don't think the neighbor issue comes into play with this jackass. You kick his ass and he does nothing but avoid you completely. There will be no retaliation or making miserable of anyone's lives. He's a pussy plain and simple. His broken pride alone will make sure he keeps his distance from then on out. imo
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I did not know who the artist was. I found this on a blog sometime last year. The story was about some museum in Britian, and they had a number of these paintings on display. I would really like to see the originals. Thanks for the heads up.
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