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Michael's Servant 04-22-2015 12:00 PM

23: The Tease
Ritch Duncan, the very first person to have Keith Malley on stage as a comedian, joins the show and could be Keith's toughest MNIK subject yet.

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GreeningOA 04-22-2015 01:07 PM

Just pick a gender and the parent will correct you? 50% of the time you will be correct? Ya and the other 50% of the time you come across as a total moron?

Keith 04-22-2015 01:12 PM

And I was just talking about dogs. He upped it to people's children.

Sparrow 04-22-2015 03:27 PM

best show ever did that's how we do it over here! what a gem, this fucking train wreck! i delighted in every awkward moment and scream. beautiful.

also, blue. i think we should all be very transparent with each other about this now.

Lanfear 04-22-2015 04:37 PM

Overall blue but I take the whole range from turquoise to purple because I'm fucking fancy

Scumhook 04-22-2015 07:27 PM


And why not ask "How old is your fucking kid?" Then they say "He's 26" or whatever. Problem solved.

Fucking magic ep. Utter hilarious mess. This could have easily been a shit show due to Rich's struggles with the complexities of cards and colours; but K & Co kept the laugh-train rolling, and Rich ended up being a great (albeit somewhat inadvertently) guest.

Eric M 04-22-2015 07:28 PM

Well Piffle maybe you don't have to worry about being the worst guest ever if/when that ever finally happens. Eeesh. Still funny at least.

GreeningOA 04-22-2015 08:27 PM


Originally Posted by Eric M (Post 842339)
Well Piffle maybe you don't have to worry about being the worst guest ever if/when that ever finally happens. Eeesh. Still funny at least.

You don't think a piffle mnik will be a much bigger shit show?

Keith 04-23-2015 12:31 AM

No. Piffle's ready now. He now understands what it is.

I take it back. What the fuck do I know. Puff certainly might be the worst.

But I come in with full heart and clear mind and something about eyes with every last guest.

It does feel good knowing you enjoyed me wanting to take a baseball bat to something.


bw81 04-23-2015 12:46 AM

It was frustrating yes but still a very entertaining show - the other guests in the room really added to it and had some great questions.

"Rich, YOU FUCK!" - I love it when you think something just as Keith is screaming it. He was just too scared of saying anything that might come back to bite him in the ass, I get it - but don't agree to be on MNIK if that's how you are. It's like going on Fear Factor and not be willing to eat donkey balls.

Professor Subterfuge 04-23-2015 11:32 AM

Rich's wife on KATG. ASAP. Answers are the only antidote to the bewildering poison of silence that this fuck head has left behind. There are slippery fucks. There are lying fucks. There are too much info fucks. But Rich's response was so insanely guarded that I wouldn't even know how to classify it.

Rich was so intent on not divulging anything that the listener has to assume everything. Maybe he's a closet gay. Or his wife cheated. Or he cheated. At this point it's not too ridiculous to assume they BOTH cheated and had to murder their respective lovers. These tip-toeing, secretive fucks.

The one redeeming thing about this show is that even though, "[Rich] is a very funny guy" Keith did all the comedic heavy lifting. Keith went every which way he could go. It was very impressive actually.

Keith: A+++ (with additional points for not throwing this prick out a window. I mean really. WHO DOESN'T KNOW THEIR FAVORITE COLOR??????

Xerxes: A+

Margot: A+

Rich: This guy gets, (in terms of a grade) exactly what he gave. Nothing.

ImStillToni 04-24-2015 05:27 PM

This episode is a perfect example of my MNIK is the best show ever did! That's how we do it over here!!!

1) it's been a minute since we heard Keith sounding visibly drunk and i enjoy every second of it. Fuck my life, I NEED video for this
2) if someone asks me my favorite color, i'm gonna tell them a fucking color before that think I'm stupid
3) We Keith announced how sexy his family is and then said "the shit of calendars" I DIED. I still do not know how i'm writing this post right now
4) I agree with Keith. Raising a dog is harder. or maybe it's our dogs are smarter than fucking children and we cannot go to jail for crate training their asses

Is it just me, but i am irked when someone who's married hates to diss on a spouse. Get me on MNIK and I'll talk about mrtoni's ass all damned day and i know he would love a platform to sit and bitch about me to the world. What are these men afraid of? Not getting any more pussy? I need Adam and Dante back on this shit, I hate a pussy-ass dude. But the way Ritch sounded that inebriated, I was pleasantly surprised at how it sounded like'
he was really thinking before answering.

So let us know - was he just that drunk or was he actually smart enough to pause before responding?

Anywhoo i could go on and on. Loved the audience, loved Ritch, loved Keith, loved every thing. Another awesome ep!

flerchin 04-25-2015 09:46 AM

Pretty sure it's short for Richard, as in Dick, as in quit being one you closed down fuck.

Goddamn if Keith doesn't run an amazing show with such a difficult guest.

thirteen 04-29-2015 07:55 PM


The whole episode was still entertaining though, and I enjoyed the epilogue.

iheartnihilism 04-26-2016 10:54 PM

I get "it's not about the one moment" in reference to relationships. I'm going to be a married woman in less than a year and the last year we had was incredibly hard on us (money issues that bled into other things and led to fighting), but never once during that year did I say "I love you" and not mean it. Lulls in the sex life, sure, fake it til you make it. But when you're saying "I love you" and not meaning it and only saying it cause "you need to get through this bridge" or whatever the fuck Rich said, well shit buddy. I think someone shouldn't be married.

Also Jesus Christ that laugh.

And black. But if anyone says that bullshit about how black "isn't a color it's the absence of color" then fucking grey, jagoffs.

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