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myq 05-13-2010 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein (Post 647843)
I love how Myq interacts with the forums. He's funny, unique and takes time respondign to each question or simply thank everyone who appreciates him.

Thank you very much for your unique comment that I uniquely respond to here. You are nice! (Uniquely.)

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Originally Posted by Leixes (Post 647849)
The show was awesome! And the mega-hit-bop is epic!
\clapsROTFL25

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Originally Posted by blu (Post 647848)
OMG- that show was hilarious.. Myq and Micah were great together- and Micah can really sing..

I love them together.

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Originally Posted by Grapist (Post 647840)
Pssst, no one remind myq that he has a cd now and doesn't have to come in and interact with us even though I think he is awesome for being both a great/funny guest and a personable human being.

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Originally Posted by SanFranStagehand (Post 647844)
Yeah, fuck the Eiffel Tower! Stuck up bitch...

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standardman 05-13-2010 05:16 PM

This was one of those 'laughing on the train and getting weird looks' episodes. Thanks guys, I really needed good laugh.

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein (Post 647744)
I'm talkative too, but i'm also a horny dog and as interesting as a dialogue can be, a nice soul numbing fuck is always better. Even a handy. There's not that much you can gain with conversations, really.

Yeah, I agree. I enjoy finding an interesting, engaging person to talk to (Am I just in the wrong job or is it really that hard to find? Maybe I should go out of the cave more) but sex is on a different scale. A scale with boobs.

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Originally Posted by The Living Dead (Post 647815)
I love Keith and Chemda's advice. When I'm being an overdramatic, self-centered, inexperienced, dumb little college student, they remind me of the real world and help me to put everything in perspective.

Don't beat yourself up about it. I cringed at some of the stuff I've done in past while listening - it's an easy trap to fall into and it can happen without you noticing. Just be glad that you're out of it :)

scattt 05-14-2010 06:29 AM

This was such a funny show Micah seems like he's such a funny goofball in real life and Myq is more the serious one of the two. Great show!

serial_x 05-14-2010 07:11 AM

Bop! ringtone for iPhone if anyone wants it.

Bop! mp3 for all you non-iPhone suckers.

SanFranStagehand 05-14-2010 09:26 AM

I deleted this show after I listened to it. Then after reading some of the forums I realized I loved it so much I had to go download it again.

kara 05-14-2010 10:15 AM

I think Myq/Micah is one of the best guest combination KATG has had on.

outlaw 05-14-2010 10:42 AM

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Tombo 05-14-2010 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by The Living Dead (Post 647815)
I love Keith and Chemda's advice. When I'm being an overdramatic, self-centered, inexperienced, dumb little college student, they remind me of the real world and help me to put everything in perspective.

Plus, anyone that had seen your avatar or you contribution during the 76 hour marathon could tell you that you can do better. :)

The Living Dead 05-14-2010 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Tombo (Post 647960)
Plus, anyone that had seen your avatar or you contribution during the 76 hour marathon could tell you that you can do better. :)

Awwww, thanks! ;)

Diglass 05-14-2010 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DionJ (Post 647737)
I realize I'm of the minority, but I'm a pretty talkative guy and having really deep meaningful conversations have a lot more meaning to me. I don't have a really strong sex drive as long as I'm getting laid once in awhile. I have times after a few months that the sex is more important, but if I can't talk to her, it's all worthless.

I cannot have sex with someone who cannot hold a conversation.




I don't care what she's saying, I'm either choking her or burying her face in the pillow doggystyle. Even if I cared, I couldn't hear her.

rodimusprime 05-14-2010 03:31 PM

People picked art over sex? WTF?

serial_x 05-14-2010 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by rodimusprime (Post 647996)
People picked art over sex? WTF?

Virgins probably.

lizsquiz 05-14-2010 10:46 PM

The Dr Show-show song has become my equivalent of Chemda's "morning, its morning"

Something I enjoy singing first thing in the morning that infuriates my boyfriend.

I've found it very enjoyable to write my own additional verses to motivate/annoy my boyfriend into doing chores e.g. It's time for Doctor Dishes to do the washing up etc

serial_x 05-15-2010 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by lizsquiz (Post 648051)
The Dr Show-show song has become my equivalent of Chemda's "morning, its morning"

Something I enjoy singing first thing in the morning that infuriates my boyfriend.

I've found it very enjoyable to write my own additional verses to motivate/annoy my boyfriend into doing chores e.g. It's time for Doctor Dishes to do the washing up etc

'Dr Show-Show" is my new morning alarm.. 'Dr Don't Kill Yourself' is my alarm for everything else.

myq 05-16-2010 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by standardman (Post 647852)
This was one of those 'laughing on the train and getting weird looks' episodes. Thanks guys, I really needed good laugh.

You're welcome! And are you sure those weird looks were from the laughing? Good then!

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Originally Posted by scattt (Post 647919)
This was such a funny show Micah seems like he's such a funny goofball in real life and Myq is more the serious one of the two. Great show!

Thanks! You are right. Farts and poop! (SERIOUS farts and poop.)

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Originally Posted by serial_x (Post 647920)
Bop! ringtone for iPhone if anyone wants it.

Bop! mp3 for all you non-iPhone suckers.

Yeah, take that, suckers!
(Are we being ripped off? Are we the suckers? I also don't have an iPhone. Oh, suckers.)

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Originally Posted by SanFranStagehand (Post 647938)
I deleted this show after I listened to it. Then after reading some of the forums I realized I loved it so much I had to go download it again.

I would have deleted your comment after I read it, if I had the power to do that. Then I would have reinstated it, if technology would have allowed. Either way, thanks!

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Originally Posted by kara (Post 647943)
I think Myq/Micah is one of the best guest combination KATG has had on.

I think Kara is one of the best guest combination identifiers KATG forums has.

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Originally Posted by outlaw (Post 647947)
What a great show. And just when you thought it couldn't get any better, BOP!

You're bopcome.

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Originally Posted by lizsquiz (Post 648051)
The Dr Show-show song has become my equivalent of Chemda's "morning, its morning"

Something I enjoy singing first thing in the morning that infuriates my boyfriend.

I've found it very enjoyable to write my own additional verses to motivate/annoy my boyfriend into doing chores e.g. It's time for Doctor Dishes to do the washing up etc

Motivationnoyance!

Glad to help maintain relationship detente through cold war tactics.
(I presume one of the benefits of his accomplishing the desired tasks is that you stop attacking him with the song? So in this analogy, your nuclear bomb is your singing and his nuclear armaments are chore-doings. Perfect? Serious farts and poops!)

dangerous 05-16-2010 10:28 AM

this show was boring and myq is as funny as watching paint dry.

just kidding! it was great but the lovefest on this thread was getting on my tits and if myq's ego gets anymore inflated we will have to write goodyear on it and fly it over football games.

rodimusprime 05-16-2010 10:32 AM

Myq always responds to my tweets when I think I've come up with a joke no one has heard before. He always let's me know who has already thought of that joke before I did. Then I feel stupid again.

ex: Procrasturbation

Junkenstein 05-16-2010 10:57 AM

Re-listening to "Bop!"... The harmony on the chorus reminds me of System Of A Down (if it was done on purpose, it was done well).

If Myq gets tired of stand-up, and Micah gets tired of having sex in weird places, they could try as a modern indie rock band. They got the voices. They might put Myka in there too.
The alliteration of the names could give them an edge already.

PS: rodimus, i feel dumb everytime i read Myq's tweets. Gotta find a way to gain that cleverness: It's either being jewish (seems to work in the comedy world) or the shrooms. Or the linguistics degree. Man, too much work already. I'd rather stay dumb.

dangerous 05-16-2010 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by rodimusprime (Post 648194)
Myq always responds to my tweets when I think I've come up with a joke no one has heard before. He always let's me know who has already thought I it before I did. Then I feel stupid again.

im pretty sure i made up the joke in my signature hence the tm. its part of a forum based bit im working on and i dont think anyones done forum comedy before. (unless you count duece and who does?)

rodimusprime 05-16-2010 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by dangerous (Post 648201)
im pretty sure i made up the joke in my signature hence the tm. its part of a forum based bit im working on and i dont think anyones done forum comedy before. (unless you count duece and who does?)

LOL! A forum comedian could be a unique idea. I'm sure Myq will know someone who does an entire hour on forum nerd comedy or some shit. #crusheddreams

Junkenstein 05-16-2010 11:21 AM

Twitter / youtube comments /facebook jokes are kinda the new "airplane food" jokes in modern comedy.

Unless the joke is very clever and funny i tend to loose enjoyment of a comedian if he does that type of stuff...

I kinda heard the "Hey have you ever noticed how on facebook (or twitter) people post everything they're doing? Like, does anybody really care in real life?" or "What's the deal with LOL? Do people really laugh out loud so muuuuch?" done by at least three or four comics.

dangerous 05-16-2010 11:47 AM

of course social network jokes are a dime a dozen but i aint heard me no forum jokes. social networks are normal people being idiots, but forum people are much weirder creatures who dwell in basements and are alergic to sunlight. there not as cool and trendy as vampires so i think there more like the tings in i am legend.

Junkenstein 05-16-2010 12:07 PM

Who would laugh at Forum Comedy, seriously?

Brian Posehn and Patton Oswalt do a lot of very nerdy jokes and they already have to explain what they're talking about.

Comedy audiences are usually drunken retards who at most use the computer to post pics of their pets or secretly watch asian kiddie porn.

Unless you want to do the Nerd/Geek circuit and then you'd have to cope with sweaty 40 year old virgins who heckle you like "well, actually, the number you have under your avatar (slurp) isnt a thread count but a post count (slurp)"

God. That's horrifying.

dangerous 05-16-2010 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein (Post 648207)
Who would laugh at Forum Comedy, seriously?

Brian Posehn and Patton Oswalt do a lot of very nerdy jokes and they already have to explain what they're talking about.

Comedy audiences are usually drunken retards who at most use the computer to post pics of their pets or secretly watch asian kiddie porn.

Unless you want to do the Nerd/Geek circuit and then you'd have to cope with sweaty 40 year old virgins who heckle you like "well, actually, the number you have under your avatar (slurp) isnt a thread count but a post count (slurp)"

God. That's horrifying.

actualy never writen comedy before so thought id better get an early start on next years stand up submission lol.

Junkenstein 05-16-2010 01:21 PM

Comedy involves pain, suffering and humiliation. That's why i laugh at it and am scared of trying it

(Pussy! Pussy! Chickeeeeen! Bawk Bawk!)

rodimusprime 05-16-2010 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dangerous (Post 648211)
actualy never written comedy before so thought id better get an early start on next years stand up submission lol.

It could work. After a few years I think you could get a cult following of forum nerds.

Patrice 05-16-2010 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dangerous (Post 648201)
im pretty sure i made up the joke in my signature hence the tm. its part of a forum based bit im working on and i dont think anyones done forum comedy before. (unless you count duece and who does?)

If I recall correctly Aziz Ansari did a thread count bit on Conan a few months ago. Also Egyptian cotton ranges from 600-1500..Where does one have to fall to not be offensive?

Junkenstein 05-17-2010 06:17 AM

True, Aziz Ansari has a good number of "hahaha Teh internets" jokes. One of the reasons for my sheer hatred of him.

myq 05-17-2010 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by dangerous (Post 648193)
this show was boring and myq is as funny as watching paint dry.

just kidding! it was great but the lovefest on this thread was getting on my tits and if myq's ego gets anymore inflated we will have to write goodyear on it and fly it over football games.

You're a blimp. Just kidding. You're nice, and probably not a blimp. And don't worry, my ego is under constant attack from all sorts of other sources.
(That's the thing, when your ego is a blimp, all it takes is one air harpoon to bring you down.)

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Originally Posted by rodimusprime (Post 648194)
Myq always responds to my tweets when I think I've come up with a joke no one has heard before.

You're not the first person to say that.

(Just kidding. You're a blimp!)

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Originally Posted by rodimusprime (Post 648203)
I'm sure Myq will know someone who does an entire hour on forum nerd comedy or some shit. #crusheddreams

I think it's us, right now!

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein (Post 648200)
Re-listening to "Bop!"... The harmony on the chorus reminds me of System Of A Down (if it was done on purpose, it was done well).

If Myq gets tired of stand-up, and Micah gets tired of having sex in weird places, they could try as a modern indie rock band. They got the voices. They might put Myka in there too.
The alliteration of the names could give them an edge already.

PS: rodimus, i feel dumb everytime i read Myq's tweets. Gotta find a way to gain that cleverness: It's either being jewish (seems to work in the comedy world) or the shrooms. Or the linguistics degree. Man, too much work already. I'd rather stay dumb.

That sounds like a smart thing to say.

And sounds like a plan for if we all get tired.
(Though I don't know if having sex in weird places is something that keeps a person from being a rock star. So Micah is already part of the way there.)

Stew_Ped 05-18-2010 12:19 AM

It's time for Dr. Bathroom to go and take a dump.
"Paging Dr. Bathroom: you've been in there for 40 minutes."
It's time for Dr. Bathroom to stop eating cheese and ice cream.
It's time for Dr. Bathroom to admit he might be lactose intolerant.

dangerous 05-18-2010 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Patrice (Post 648252)
If I recall correctly Aziz Ansari did a thread count bit on Conan a few months ago. Also Egyptian cotton ranges from 600-1500..Where does one have to fall to not be offensive?

ok. forum jokes might be funny to a katg audience but why do them on conan? and the fact that patrice whom i love and adore on the show is now quoting nerd facts at me proves my point, forums make you weird! although to answer her question as keith starts the thread for every show he must have over 1200 by now. if you have started more threads than keith you have a problem!

p.s. myq im not a blimp, im a ballon. my ego is inflated by the fact im full of hot air.

Bucho 05-18-2010 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dangerous (Post 648431)
ok. forum jokes might be funny to a katg audience but why do them on conan? and the fact that patrice whom i love and adore on the show is now quoting nerd facts at me proves my point, forums make you weird! although to answer her question as keith starts the thread for every show he must have over 1200 by now. if you have started more threads than keith you have a problem!

p.s. myq im not a blimp, im a ballon. my ego is inflated by the fact im full of hot air.

I reckon stick to your guns mate, I think you're a pretty funny poster and I'm curious to hear a forums-based routine.

But if you're thinking of submitting for Keith's stand up show next year you need to go back and listen to the shows where they critiqued this year's submissions and pay closer attention to the critiques, so you can learn why that thread count joke of yours isn't really a joke. There might be something funny in the notion of it, but the way you have it written right now it's got a weak structure and it won't land with any force at all.

dangerous 05-18-2010 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Bucho (Post 648485)
I reckon stick to your guns mate, I think you're a pretty funny poster and I'm curious to hear a forums-based routine.

But if you're thinking of submitting for Keith's stand up show next year you need to go back and listen to the shows where they critiqued this year's submissions and pay closer attention to the critiques, so you can learn why that thread count joke of yours isn't really a joke. There might be something funny in the notion of it, but the way you have it written right now it's got a weak structure and it won't land with any force at all.

of course its not the puchline. i aint giving that away early!!! just a part i thought would make a good signature.

Patrice 05-18-2010 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dangerous (Post 648431)
ok. forum jokes might be funny to a katg audience but why do them on conan? and the fact that patrice whom i love and adore on the show is now quoting nerd facts at me proves my point, forums make you weird! although to answer her question as keith starts the thread for every show he must have over 1200 by now. if you have started more threads than keith you have a problem!

p.s. myq im not a blimp, im a ballon. my ego is inflated by the fact im full of hot air.

Further proves the point I am never a comedian's intended audience. Aziz's bit was about Bed Bath and Beyond. I thought you were insulting people like me who like nice sheets.

womp womp.

DWarrior 05-18-2010 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by dangerous (Post 648431)
ok. forum jokes might be funny to a katg audience but why do them on conan? and the fact that patrice whom i love and adore on the show is now quoting nerd facts at me proves my point, forums make you weird! although to answer her question as keith starts the thread for every show he must have over 1200 by now. if you have started more threads than keith you have a problem!

p.s. myq im not a blimp, im a ballon. my ego is inflated by the fact im full of hot air.

And everyone tells Keith to go outside.

PS, my thread count is 83, that's lower than the cheapest shit at Walmart woo!

albi 05-19-2010 04:04 AM

Chemda has the cutest laugh in this ep. :)

Junkenstein 05-19-2010 04:17 AM

Chemda's laugh (and everything else she does with her voice) is a gift from the universe.

Bucho 05-19-2010 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by dangerous (Post 648505)
of course its not the puchline. i aint giving that away early!!! just a part i thought would make a good signature.

Of course.


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