What would you say if the poll was "Fun or Brilliant"?

Who cares! Thanks!

You're nice and nice.

Thanks with your mouth!

Thanks with JSZilla's mouth!


PS Regarding people and their sex drives, there are certainly people who differ naturally. I've listened to Dan Savage's podcast a bunch, and read his columns, and there are all kinds of people who range from completely asexual to every level libido possible. Certainly drugs can affect things, but some people's things are affected already.

Sex as art!

Yet, even after reading "Psychopathia Sexualis" and learning that there's people who enjoy stuff that my mind has even a hard time figuring on paper, asexuality still strikes me as very very odd (as long as it's not the result of traumas or meds).

Yet, Myq is smarter than me, so i'll take his word as truth.

I don't really "understand" asexuality either. I mean, you understand what you're attracted to. You can intellectualize what others are attracted to. Some people are attracted to things that don't exist, like centaurs, or even attracted to the idea of BEING something that they're not, like an animal (that exists or doesn't). But if those types of people exist (which I take Dan Savage's and his guests' word for that they do), then why not a person who is not sexually attracted to anything, real or imagined? (Maybe that is the hardest to understand... maybe they just haven't imagined the right centaur... I mean, there's plenty of mermaids in the sea. Or not.)

And to clarify, I'm not the expert here, just quoting from the expert's podcast. So it's truth twice removed, which is a Kevin Bacon degree that I can handle, along with the truth, a la A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon.

Some people are attracted to the Eiffel Tower and rollercoasters.

Really? Both? That is bullshit. You have to pick.

I can understand objectum sexuality OR polyamory, but both at once? That's unnatural.

(Not really, obviously. Certainly, one of the main advantages of dating inanimate objects is that they don't get jealous. If they're green, it's not with envy. They're probably just painted green.)

Enjoy whatever, everyone and everything!

If you could get with the Eiffel Tower, why the fuck do you stoop down to rollercoasters?

The eiffel tower is a lady, she only does vanilla and wants to be treated like a princess. Rollercoaster is more adventurous, is into weird stuff and rough sex. And then there's people who settle on a doormat.

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I... Think... (runs away)

If a well known, insanely rich golfer can get a swedish model, why go after porn stars and other whores?

If a dumb as rocks ex-bodyguard turned mechanic can get an award winning actress, why the fuck would he stoop down to skanky nazi chicks?

Who knows?

Hahahahahahaaaaaaa.... Myq is always funny and always will be and Micah got sooooo fuckin' hilarious since his first appearances.

He was so dry and depressed at first, now he's just a riot.

Definitive proof that having sex makes you funnier. Do you know any virgin comedian? (besides Paula Poundstone and David Kasten which are strange exceptions)

I love Keith and Chemda's advice. When I'm being an overdramatic, self-centered, inexperienced, dumb little college student, they remind me of the real world and help me to put everything in perspective.