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Old 05-16-2010, 11:21 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Twitter / youtube comments /facebook jokes are kinda the new "airplane food" jokes in modern comedy.

Unless the joke is very clever and funny i tend to loose enjoyment of a comedian if he does that type of stuff...

I kinda heard the "Hey have you ever noticed how on facebook (or twitter) people post everything they're doing? Like, does anybody really care in real life?" or "What's the deal with LOL? Do people really laugh out loud so muuuuch?" done by at least three or four comics.
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Old 05-16-2010, 11:47 AM   #62 (permalink)
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of course social network jokes are a dime a dozen but i aint heard me no forum jokes. social networks are normal people being idiots, but forum people are much weirder creatures who dwell in basements and are alergic to sunlight. there not as cool and trendy as vampires so i think there more like the tings in i am legend.
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Old 05-16-2010, 12:07 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Who would laugh at Forum Comedy, seriously?

Brian Posehn and Patton Oswalt do a lot of very nerdy jokes and they already have to explain what they're talking about.

Comedy audiences are usually drunken retards who at most use the computer to post pics of their pets or secretly watch asian kiddie porn.

Unless you want to do the Nerd/Geek circuit and then you'd have to cope with sweaty 40 year old virgins who heckle you like "well, actually, the number you have under your avatar (slurp) isnt a thread count but a post count (slurp)"

God. That's horrifying.
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Old 05-16-2010, 12:52 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Who would laugh at Forum Comedy, seriously?

Brian Posehn and Patton Oswalt do a lot of very nerdy jokes and they already have to explain what they're talking about.

Comedy audiences are usually drunken retards who at most use the computer to post pics of their pets or secretly watch asian kiddie porn.

Unless you want to do the Nerd/Geek circuit and then you'd have to cope with sweaty 40 year old virgins who heckle you like "well, actually, the number you have under your avatar (slurp) isnt a thread count but a post count (slurp)"

God. That's horrifying.
actualy never writen comedy before so thought id better get an early start on next years stand up submission lol.
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Old 05-16-2010, 01:21 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Comedy involves pain, suffering and humiliation. That's why i laugh at it and am scared of trying it

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Old 05-16-2010, 04:55 PM   #66 (permalink)
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actualy never written comedy before so thought id better get an early start on next years stand up submission lol.
It could work. After a few years I think you could get a cult following of forum nerds.
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Old 05-16-2010, 07:55 PM   #67 (permalink)
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im pretty sure i made up the joke in my signature hence the tm. its part of a forum based bit im working on and i dont think anyones done forum comedy before. (unless you count duece and who does?)
If I recall correctly Aziz Ansari did a thread count bit on Conan a few months ago. Also Egyptian cotton ranges from 600-1500..Where does one have to fall to not be offensive?
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Old 05-17-2010, 06:17 AM   #68 (permalink)
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True, Aziz Ansari has a good number of "hahaha Teh internets" jokes. One of the reasons for my sheer hatred of him.

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this show was boring and myq is as funny as watching paint dry.

just kidding! it was great but the lovefest on this thread was getting on my tits and if myq's ego gets anymore inflated we will have to write goodyear on it and fly it over football games.
You're a blimp. Just kidding. You're nice, and probably not a blimp. And don't worry, my ego is under constant attack from all sorts of other sources.
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Myq always responds to my tweets when I think I've come up with a joke no one has heard before.
You're not the first person to say that.

(Just kidding. You're a blimp!)

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I'm sure Myq will know someone who does an entire hour on forum nerd comedy or some shit. #crusheddreams
I think it's us, right now!

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Re-listening to "Bop!"... The harmony on the chorus reminds me of System Of A Down (if it was done on purpose, it was done well).

If Myq gets tired of stand-up, and Micah gets tired of having sex in weird places, they could try as a modern indie rock band. They got the voices. They might put Myka in there too.
The alliteration of the names could give them an edge already.

PS: rodimus, i feel dumb everytime i read Myq's tweets. Gotta find a way to gain that cleverness: It's either being jewish (seems to work in the comedy world) or the shrooms. Or the linguistics degree. Man, too much work already. I'd rather stay dumb.
That sounds like a smart thing to say.

And sounds like a plan for if we all get tired.
(Though I don't know if having sex in weird places is something that keeps a person from being a rock star. So Micah is already part of the way there.)
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Old 05-18-2010, 12:19 AM   #70 (permalink)
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It's time for Dr. Bathroom to go and take a dump.
"Paging Dr. Bathroom: you've been in there for 40 minutes."
It's time for Dr. Bathroom to stop eating cheese and ice cream.
It's time for Dr. Bathroom to admit he might be lactose intolerant.
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