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Keith 05-19-2010 03:42 PM

1183: Model Citizen
 
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DWarrior 05-20-2010 12:41 AM

She's not fat, and would probably look skinny in all other clothes, but in that outfit she clearly looks chubby. She's certainly nowhere near toned. Not to mention the lack of appropriately-sized hooters.

http://media2.myfoxdc.com//photo/201...22_640_480.JPG

And who gives a fuck what the dude manager looks like.

invader 05-20-2010 02:00 AM

There is no way to defend Hooters with out coming off as at least somewhat of a misogynist, but here goes; I'm not really defending Hooters, like most corporate restaurants their rules are probably silly and unfair to begin with without the extra layer of having to physically look a certain way. But she knew that going into the job. Yes, Part of me feels bad for her and thinks she is getting the short end of the stick, but a larger part of me thinks she needs to either find another job or shut up and start doing crunches. What the news story left out is how much this girl weighed when she first got the job. If she was 115 when she started, then yes 23 pounds would be very noticeable especially if she is wearing the same size "uniform" she started with.

I've never been to a Hooters, with that said, I never once associated Hooters with rock hard abs. But no one wants to go to a restaurant of any kind and have a sloppy looking person taking your order. Its not our fault that its a lot easier to look sloppy in a tank top and short shorts than it is in a pair of black slacks and a dress shirt.

RoundAbout 05-20-2010 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by DWarrior (Post 648723)
She's not fat, and would probably look skinny in all other clothes, but in that outfit she clearly looks chubby. She's certainly nowhere near toned. Not to mention the lack of appropriately-sized hooters.

And who gives a fuck what the dude manager looks like.

I agree, she'd look completely normal in regular clothes but when she's in her uniform she looks chubby which means that Hooters is completely correct in firing her. If they call this into question then everyone will start questioning any woman fired from an establishment like that.

Jack Bastard 05-20-2010 04:59 AM

RE: The dude who sued Hooters for a job
 
That guy should be obligated to weigh no more than the heaviest girl on the staff.

Tammi weighs in a 126. Gary, you might want to start spitting now.

Daemonik 05-20-2010 05:17 AM

The 'milky substance' in blood plasma is yes fat from a recent fatty meal that has not been absorbed yet, however it comes from ANY fatty meal, not just KFC and the person who said there was a study is full of shit.

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Plasma is a clear, yellowish fluid (the color of straw). Plasma can sometimes appear milky after a very fatty meal or when people have a high level of lipids in their blood. Plasma is 90-percent water. The other 10 percent dissolved in plasma is essential for life. These dissolved substances are circulated throughout the body and diffuse into tissues and cells where they are needed. They diffuse from areas of high concentration to areas of lower concentration. The greater the difference in concentration, the greater the amount of material that diffuses. Waste materials flow in the opposite direction, from where they are created in the cells into the bloodstream, where they are removed either in the kidneys or lungs.
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From Wikipedia: Lipids A few studies have suggested that total dietary fat intake is linked to an increased risk of obesity[80][81] and diabetes.[82][83] However, a number of very large studies, including the Women's Health Initiative Dietary Modification Trial, an eight year study of 49,000 women, the Nurses' Health Study and the Health Professionals Follow-up Study, revealed no such links. None of these studies suggested any connection between percentage of calories from fat and risk of cancer, heart disease or weight gain. The Nutrition Source, a website maintained by the Department of Nutrition at the Harvard School of Public Health, summarizes the current evidence on the impact of dietary fat: "Detailed research—much of it done at Harvard—shows that the total amount of fat in the diet isn't really linked with weight or disease."

neRD 05-20-2010 06:51 AM

Maybe if they would have offered her a boob job and a gym membership she never would have went to the media with this shite

Grapist 05-20-2010 09:02 AM

Hooters Managers = Failed Strip club manager.

metal_martha_stewart 05-20-2010 09:34 AM

Meh. Hooters is retarded, and so is that chick. I mean, she works there, right? You can read the Hooters handbook on The Smoking Gun, and if you're a big enough asshat to agree to that crap, then I think you kinda deserve what you get. She's not fat, but whatever. She works at Hooters. Just my two cents.

scottperezfox 05-20-2010 09:44 AM

Cassie may only weigh in at 132, but she doesn't appear to be very fit. I think a gym membership would do her well, even if she remains at her present 132. A healthy, toned person will always be more attractive than a scrappy, skinny counterpart, even if he/she tips the scales at a heavier number.

But the whole thing is absurd because of the size of the Hooters owner. Talk about bad press.

Blitzgal 05-20-2010 09:52 AM

Hooters has the right to fire her, and the public has the right to say they're assholes for it. The restaurant is lame anyway. Just go to a strip club or the internet if you want to see naked chicks.

thepetek 05-20-2010 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapist (Post 648763)
Hooters Managers = Failed Strip club manager.

so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens

marina 05-20-2010 10:23 AM

I've seen fat hooters waitresses, but they had the biggest tits. This girl has no tits, I would never have hired her.

Was I the only one annoyed, not by the fattness of the manager, but by the fact that he was a dude? I know I'm the resident feminist, but it feels way more sleazy to hire a dude to manage hooters than it does to hire a lady.

Quote:

Originally Posted by thepetek (Post 648774)
so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens

William Carlos Williams. But why?

One of my favorite poems of all time by the way. The other two are:

This Is Just To Say

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

and the one about the girl adjusting her shoe, seen through the window of a moving vehicle. That one's my very favorite poem of all time, but I can't find it to save my life.

thepetek 05-20-2010 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marina (Post 648777)
I know I'm the resident feminist.

Pfft. Suddenly you think you're Blitzgal?

You know who's Blitzgal?

Blitzgal. You knew that.

Why do you feminists always have to have ranks? Why can't you be a team?

marina 05-20-2010 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thepetek (Post 648778)
Why do you feminists always have to have ranks? Why can't you be a team?

A question I ask myself on the daily.

thepetek 05-20-2010 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marina (Post 648777)
William Carlos Williams. But why?
.

Dammit.

The red wheelbarrow is an absolute shit poem that means absolutely shit until you hear the (supposed) backstory and you get it. This country doctor looking out the window for a brief moment while trying to save a dying girl.

It's apparent garbage with so much subtext.

"Hooters Managers = Failed Strip club manager." is so...succinct. It says it all. It is better than the red wheelbarrow.

Not like, some people could argue it was better. It cleared up the issue that was the red wheelbarrow. The red wheelbarrow needed the dying girl explanation to make sense. Hooters Managers = Failed Strip club manager. Just does it. Perfectly.

Well, I would have capitalized club manager. No. I would have un capped all managers and capped Club, thus Hooters managers = Failed Strip Club managers.

Then let the literary types argue over the capitalization of strip club for the next 50 years.

thepetek 05-20-2010 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marina (Post 648779)
A question I ask myself on the daily.

Maybe if you spent less time talking to yourself and more time getting to know others...

listening, I'm saying. You have to listen to people. Then they trust you and stand in front of you and take bullets.

It's why I don't listen to people. I'm not that cold.

Junkenstein 05-20-2010 10:55 AM

Petek, my man. You're comepletely insane. I like you a lot.

punk'n 05-20-2010 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by metal_martha_stewart (Post 648766)
Meh. Hooters is retarded, and so is that chick. I mean, she works there, right? You can read the Hooters handbook on The Smoking Gun, and if you're a big enough asshat to agree to that crap, then I think you kinda deserve what you get. She's not fat, but whatever. She works at Hooters. Just my two cents.

I agree, she knew what she was getting herself into. I used to work at Hooters when I was a teenager (and I was an asshat) and they make you wear your hair down a certain way (which was against health codes at every other restaurant I worked at but whateves..), they make you do your make up a certain way. You have to change in and out of that dumb outfit in the store like a stripper because you can't be seen outside of work in the "Hooters brand". If you keep any part of your uniform after you work there, you get charged something like $200 for it. It's pretty militant. I only lasted a month or two. If she had been there for years, it should be no surprise to her.

Junkenstein 05-20-2010 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitzgal (Post 648771)
Hooters has the right to fire her, and the public has the right to say they're assholes for it. The restaurant is lame anyway. Just go to a strip club or the internet if you want to see naked chicks.

I dont get hooters either, but i guess it's for people who want to see real naked chicks (hence scratch porn off the list) but dont have the guts to go to a strip-club.

Also, hooters tries to play it as "funny". Which to me sounds as Playboy pretending to be "artistic", but that's another issue.

In Italy we have strip clubs, but also a bunch of hooter like places. One of the most infamous is a restaurand founded by a pornstar that basically takes the idea of hooters (only the chicks are way way worse than the one in this case, since they're basically gals who couldnt EVEN do strip clubs. do the math), adds to it a few tame sexual numbers, and all the food has sexual innuendos.

My father loved to go there with his co-workers. He paid a ton of money, they went there, got drunk and made rude comments to the waitresses (cause they felt allowed to do that as part of the deal). And they ate stuff like penis shaped pasta, hamburger shaped like tits. And oh, how fuckin' hilaaaaaarious was that to him.

So i guess hooters has a similar Frat vibe.

Anyway, this chick doesnt look fat to me.

thepetek 05-20-2010 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Junkenstein (Post 648783)
Petek, my man. You're comepletely insane. I like you a lot.

And after seeing your spot on review of Herzog's Aguirre, you are the only movie critic I trust.

The key wasn't that he was just a guy being boring, but an ugly guy. Bold. No. Not bold. It needed to be said.

We should have a movie review show where when we don't agree we make midgets fight for the answer, and when the Americans get offended we can tell them they don't understand the European sensibility, and when the Europeans get offended we can tell them that Americans are just so over the top.

But really it will just be stock footage of Japanese businessmen assaulting women on the subway.

To add insult to injury, once it comes out, we won't say we Lobell'd the world, we'll say we Malley'd it.

I mean, if that is his real last name.

Junkenstein 05-20-2010 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thepetek (Post 648786)
But really it will just be stock footage of Japanese businessmen assaulting women on the subway.

Love the idea but reviewing that, would be basically reviewing Japan's national sport. Not much into sport shows.

Unless we did a three segment thing were we couple it with indians marrying cows (or frogs) and black people being black.

We'll make millions sir.

Blitzgal 05-20-2010 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Junkenstein (Post 648783)
Petek, my man. You're comepletely insane.

After this and the weird post about hating KATG on the other thread, I was beginning to think the same thing!

A lot of feminists disagree with each other, just like any other group, but Marina and I tend to agree on a lot of stuff talked about here, I've noticed. So no cat fights, sorry.

thepetek 05-20-2010 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Junkenstein (Post 648787)
Love the idea but reviewing that, would be basically reviewing Japan's national sport. Not much into sport shows.

Unless we did a three segment thing were we couple it with indians marrying cows (or frogs) and black people being black.

We'll make millions sir.

Nah, nah, we review actual movies. Sometimes we disagree. We claim we settle our disagreement with a live midget fight, but it's really stock footage of Japanese businessmen molesting Japanese women.

Midget wrestlers are unionized. Japanese subway footage is cheap.

Doesn't matter who wins.

And I hate to correct your grammar, but it should read, "and black people being Black."

BLACK or Black! or Black, muthafucka! is very specific, so stick to Black. "black people being black" means either Irish or Jamaican. Really only clears up in context.

thepetek 05-20-2010 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitzgal (Post 648789)
After this and the weird post about hating KATG on the other thread, I was beginning to think the same thing!

A lot of feminists disagree with each other, just like any other group, but Marina and I tend to agree on a lot of stuff talked about here, I've noticed. So no cat fights, sorry.

I apologize if it seemed that I was trying to get you two to fight. I am well aware that feminists are like Sith, there are always two. We all know this. To suggest that she is the 'resident' feminist insults the rest of us. One of you is the master and one the apprentice. Clouded the future may be, but rely on this we can.

raym 05-20-2010 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thepetek (Post 648790)
Nah, nah, we review actual movies. Sometimes we disagree. We claim we settle our disagreement with a live midget fight, but it's really stock footage of Japanese businessmen molesting Japanese women.

Midget wrestlers are unionized. Japanese subway footage is cheap.

Doesn't matter who wins.
.

someone just told me about this, and i didn't believe it until i googled it, but this happened.

BBC NEWS | World | Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

unbelievable! this is what happens when off-shore midgets try to fight

Blitzgal 05-20-2010 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thepetek (Post 648791)
I apologize if it seemed that I was trying to get you two to fight. I am well aware that feminists are like Sith, there are always two. We all know this. To suggest that she is the 'resident' feminist insults the rest of us. One of you is the master and one the apprentice. Clouded the future may be, but rely on this we can.


C'mon, guys always want a cat fight. Or a pillow fight.

At any rate, you are very entertaining.

thepetek 05-20-2010 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raym (Post 648792)
someone just told me about this, and i didn't believe it until i googled it, but this happened.

BBC NEWS | World | Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

unbelievable! this is what happens when off-shore midgets try to fight

Snope off! snopes.com: Lion vs. Midget

Any league, even a non unionized scab league, of midgets would have at least one dwarf.

Most people don't know the difference.

A dwarf will not so much defeat the lion as make it his or her steed. He or she will then use the lion to hunt alpacas, which dwarves consider a delicacy. Llamas, too hard, Vicunas too soft, Alpacas, just right.

You won't find that on Snopes cos it's true.

PS, the BBC would say 'little people' or 'wee cambodian luchadors'. Midget is offensive.

thepetek 05-20-2010 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitzgal (Post 648793)
C'mon, guys always want a cat fight. Or a pillow fight.

At any rate, you are very entertaining.

Sometimes we just want to be held.

Most of the time we look at the pillow in pillow fights and think, "I would never treat you like that. I would hold you close, but not too tight. Not...too tight."

Junkenstein 05-20-2010 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raym (Post 648792)
someone just told me about this, and i didn't believe it until i googled it, but this happened.

BBC NEWS | World | Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

unbelievable! this is what happens when off-shore midgets try to fight

This one is so awesome i might cry. Kudos, Mr DeVito.

Sometimes reality is too funny for words to explain it.

Blitzgal 05-20-2010 12:13 PM

Keith talked about the midget/lion thing on the show years ago.

Junkenstein 05-20-2010 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitzgal (Post 648793)
C'mon, guys always want a cat fight. Or a pillow fight.

Personally i dont see the point in pillow fights. that's an old porn cliché, like pizza delivery guys.

I enjoy catfights, although when a real one occurs the aftermath is quite bloody and distressing.

So as hot bloded male i just go for my favourite:

Bisexual fetsih femdom. And no, i'm not kidding.

Please girls, a bit of updating. Men are not all the same. Really, blitzgal, i'm quite offended.

PS: That was the first time i've heard of this midget thing. Doesnt make it less... less... I dont know. Beautiful?

lalalemon 05-20-2010 12:45 PM

if her uniform doesn't fit properly can't she just go up a size in her shorts?

Blitzgal 05-20-2010 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Junkenstein (Post 648805)
Personally i dont see the point in pillow fights. that's an old porn cliché, like pizza delivery guys.


Then all the movies and television shows that I've seen reference them are cliched. How can women update themselves when guys still refer to it lovingly (with drool)?

marina 05-20-2010 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitzgal (Post 648789)
A lot of feminists disagree with each other, just like any other group, but Marina and I tend to agree on a lot of stuff talked about here, I've noticed. So no cat fights, sorry.

What if we make our actual cats fight? And don't pretend like you don't have one. All feminists have cats. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by thepetek (Post 648791)
feminists are like Sith

I have no idea who the sith are, but I approve.

BrianAlt 05-20-2010 01:08 PM

Ms. Cassie has every right to complain! She also has the right to not be heard and even fired.

But that still makes me on Cassie's side.

Junkenstein 05-20-2010 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitzgal (Post 648811)
Then all the movies and television shows that I've seen reference them are cliched. How can women update themselves when guys still refer to it lovingly (with drool)?

I'll use an enticing metaphor:

to me guys who still think that retarded mysoginistic or plain silly erotic scenarios from old school porn are a turn on, are at the same level with girls who say "I aint no femeneeest coz bein' a woman meens reeezpectin' yer man and bein' hot".

Everytime one of those reproduces our gene pool goes a step lower. And they're not a good example.

Perverts are free spirits that make the world better.

BrianAlt 05-20-2010 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marina (Post 648812)
I have no idea who the sith are, but I approve.

Sith:
http://www.tsoclansite.altervista.org/Immagini/sith.jpghttp://electexiles.files.wordpress.c...rth-vader1.jpghttp://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/res...-Palpatine.jpg

Junkenstein 05-20-2010 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marina (Post 648812)
I have no idea who the sith are, but I approve.

Nerd stuff.

BrianAlt 05-20-2010 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Junkenstein (Post 648818)
Nerd stuff.

What he said.


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