1183: Model Citizen

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

Petek, my man. You're comepletely insane. I like you a lot.

And after seeing your spot on review of Herzog's Aguirre, you are the only movie critic I trust.

The key wasn't that he was just a guy being boring, but an ugly guy. Bold. No. Not bold. It needed to be said.

We should have a movie review show where when we don't agree we make midgets fight for the answer, and when the Americans get offended we can tell them they don't understand the European sensibility, and when the Europeans get offended we can tell them that Americans are just so over the top.

But really it will just be stock footage of Japanese businessmen assaulting women on the subway.

To add insult to injury, once it comes out, we won't say we Lobell'd the world, we'll say we Malley'd it.

I mean, if that is his real last name.

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by thepetek

But really it will just be stock footage of Japanese businessmen assaulting women on the subway.

Love the idea but reviewing that, would be basically reviewing Japan's national sport. Not much into sport shows.

Unless we did a three segment thing were we couple it with indians marrying cows (or frogs) and black people being black.

We'll make millions sir.

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

Petek, my man. You're comepletely insane.

After this and the weird post about hating KATG on the other thread, I was beginning to think the same thing!

A lot of feminists disagree with each other, just like any other group, but Marina and I tend to agree on a lot of stuff talked about here, I've noticed. So no cat fights, sorry.

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

Love the idea but reviewing that, would be basically reviewing Japan's national sport. Not much into sport shows.

Unless we did a three segment thing were we couple it with indians marrying cows (or frogs) and black people being black.

We'll make millions sir.

Nah, nah, we review actual movies. Sometimes we disagree. We claim we settle our disagreement with a live midget fight, but it's really stock footage of Japanese businessmen molesting Japanese women.

Midget wrestlers are unionized. Japanese subway footage is cheap.

Doesn't matter who wins.

And I hate to correct your grammar, but it should read, "and black people being Black."

BLACK or Black! or Black, muthafucka! is very specific, so stick to Black. "black people being black" means either Irish or Jamaican. Really only clears up in context.

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

After this and the weird post about hating KATG on the other thread, I was beginning to think the same thing!

A lot of feminists disagree with each other, just like any other group, but Marina and I tend to agree on a lot of stuff talked about here, I've noticed. So no cat fights, sorry.

I apologize if it seemed that I was trying to get you two to fight. I am well aware that feminists are like Sith, there are always two. We all know this. To suggest that she is the 'resident' feminist insults the rest of us. One of you is the master and one the apprentice. Clouded the future may be, but rely on this we can.

[raym]

Originally Posted by thepetek

Nah, nah, we review actual movies. Sometimes we disagree. We claim we settle our disagreement with a live midget fight, but it's really stock footage of Japanese businessmen molesting Japanese women.

Midget wrestlers are unionized. Japanese subway footage is cheap.

Doesn't matter who wins.
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someone just told me about this, and i didn't believe it until i googled it, but this happened.

BBC NEWS | World | Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

unbelievable! this is what happens when off-shore midgets try to fight

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by thepetek

I apologize if it seemed that I was trying to get you two to fight. I am well aware that feminists are like Sith, there are always two. We all know this. To suggest that she is the 'resident' feminist insults the rest of us. One of you is the master and one the apprentice. Clouded the future may be, but rely on this we can.

C'mon, guys always want a cat fight. Or a pillow fight.

At any rate, you are very entertaining.

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by raym

someone just told me about this, and i didn't believe it until i googled it, but this happened.

BBC NEWS | World | Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

unbelievable! this is what happens when off-shore midgets try to fight

Snope off! snopes.com: Lion vs. Midget

Any league, even a non unionized scab league, of midgets would have at least one dwarf.

Most people don't know the difference.

A dwarf will not so much defeat the lion as make it his or her steed. He or she will then use the lion to hunt alpacas, which dwarves consider a delicacy. Llamas, too hard, Vicunas too soft, Alpacas, just right.

You won't find that on Snopes cos it's true.

PS, the BBC would say 'little people' or 'wee cambodian luchadors'. Midget is offensive.

[thepetek]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

C'mon, guys always want a cat fight. Or a pillow fight.

At any rate, you are very entertaining.

Sometimes we just want to be held.

Most of the time we look at the pillow in pillow fights and think, "I would never treat you like that. I would hold you close, but not too tight. Not...too tight."

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by raym

someone just told me about this, and i didn't believe it until i googled it, but this happened.

BBC NEWS | World | Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

unbelievable! this is what happens when off-shore midgets try to fight

This one is so awesome i might cry. Kudos, Mr DeVito.

Sometimes reality is too funny for words to explain it.