126 - Sins of the World

W. Axl Rose · 09-01-2005, 10:18 PM

ummmm brown suger

nerdvixen · 09-01-2005, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by W. Axl Rose

ummmm brown suger

alicia keys?

aGoddamnFuckinFan · 09-01-2005, 11:15 PM

News from the future:

'THE GIRL' ARRESTED AT AIRPORT

NEW YORK (AP) An Isreali was arrested Friday at New York's JFK airport after making a threatening comment while boarding an airplane to the Middle East.

Chemda Khalili was removed from an American Airlines flight, becoming beligerant after flight attendants asked her to leave first class. She was heard yelling, "Why, because I'm a Jew from Isreal? You think I'm going to pull a knife? Hijack this goddamn plane and fly it into the Louisiana Superdome?"

"Do you know WHO I am? This is bananas! HUAR!!!!!," she continued.

The 76 passengers on board remained on the plane while security personnel searched the plane for explosives. The flight was cleared for take-off 2 hours later. Khalili was detained for questioning by the Department of Homeland Security and might be deported if found guilty of terrorism-related charges.

Chemda made her first professional appearance in 1995 on reggae artist Dr. Israel's second album. She is the co-host of the Keith and the Girl podcast, with live-in boyfriend Keith Malley.

Repeated attempts to reach Malley went unanswered.

The Girl · 09-02-2005, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aGoddamnFuckinFan

News from the future:

'THE GIRL' ARRESTED AT AIRPORT

NEW YORK (AP) An Isreali was arrested Friday at New York's JFK airport after making a threatening comment while boarding an airplane to the Middle East.

Chemda Khalili was removed from an American Airlines flight, becoming beligerant after flight attendants asked her to leave first class. She was heard yelling, "Why, because I'm a Jew from Isreal? You think I'm going to pull a knife? Hijack this goddamn plane and fly it into the Louisiana Superdome?"

"Do you know WHO I am? This is bananas! HUAR!!!!!," she continued.

The 76 passengers on board remained on the plane while security personnel searched the plane for explosives. The flight was cleared for take-off 2 hours later. Khalili was detained for questioning by the Department of Homeland Security and might be deported if found guilty of terrorism-related charges.

Chemda made her first professional appearance in 1995 on reggae artist Dr. Israel's second album. She is the co-host of the Keith and the Girl podcast, with live-in boyfriend Keith Malley.

Repeated attempts to reach Malley went unanswered.

oh my fuckin' god that was funny... i guess it'll be funny until people find it and think it's a real news quote.

and as for alicia keys, she just has no titties... it's not the dress

tw2113 · 09-02-2005, 01:46 AM

I really thought it was an article at first but then I got clued in

MichaelG · 09-02-2005, 07:22 AM

The News joke would have been funnier if the list of things she had done was LONGER then the news article.

Despite that, it was amusing.

martin · 09-02-2005, 08:49 AM

I thought the Jerkin off shit was great. It was like going through a check list of all the shit I've tried or haven't tried.

Paul · 09-02-2005, 09:02 AM

Inbetween my Matress and my Bed, I got friction burns for a few days and the mess was hard to explain too...

martin · 09-02-2005, 10:30 AM

Try the couch cushions. They have a little less weight than the matress.
There's nothing better on a friday night then pulling down your shorts and taking your couch doggie style.

Paul · 09-02-2005, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by martin

Try the couch cushions. They have a little less weight than the matress.
There's nothing better on a friday night then pulling down your shorts and taking your couch doggie style.

Do you spank it at the same time ( the couch) ?? :twisted:

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09-01-2005, 11:15 PM	#43 (permalink)
aGoddamnFuckinFan Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 10	'THE GIRL' ARRESTED AT AIRPORT News from the future: 'THE GIRL' ARRESTED AT AIRPORT NEW YORK (AP) An Isreali was arrested Friday at New York's JFK airport after making a threatening comment while boarding an airplane to the Middle East. Chemda Khalili was removed from an American Airlines flight, becoming beligerant after flight attendants asked her to leave first class. She was heard yelling, "Why, because I'm a Jew from Isreal? You think I'm going to pull a knife? Hijack this goddamn plane and fly it into the Louisiana Superdome?" "Do you know WHO I am? This is bananas! HUAR!!!!!," she continued. The 76 passengers on board remained on the plane while security personnel searched the plane for explosives. The flight was cleared for take-off 2 hours later. Khalili was detained for questioning by the Department of Homeland Security and might be deported if found guilty of terrorism-related charges. Chemda made her first professional appearance in 1995 on reggae artist Dr. Israel's second album. She is the co-host of the Keith and the Girl podcast, with live-in boyfriend Keith Malley. Repeated attempts to reach Malley went unanswered. __________________ ---------------------------------------------------------- "You don't know the history of California. I do." - Tom Cruise for Governor 2008
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09-02-2005, 01:46 AM	#45 (permalink)
tw2113 Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 33	I really thought it was an article at first but then I got clued in
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09-02-2005, 07:22 AM	#46 (permalink)
MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	The News joke would have been funnier if the list of things she had done was LONGER then the news article. Despite that, it was amusing.
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09-02-2005, 08:49 AM	#47 (permalink)
martin Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay City MI Posts: 62	Jerkin I thought the Jerkin off shit was great. It was like going through a check list of all the shit I've tried or haven't tried.
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Paul Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Worcester, UK Posts: 314	Inbetween my Matress and my Bed, I got friction burns for a few days and the mess was hard to explain too...
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09-02-2005, 10:30 AM	#49 (permalink)
martin Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay City MI Posts: 62	Try the couch cushions. They have a little less weight than the matress. There's nothing better on a friday night then pulling down your shorts and taking your couch doggie style.
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