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My new favorite word is "masturbatory."
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Oh man, that web site http://www.truechristian.com/masturbation.html that Keith was reading from almost made me piss myself. I thought that this must be a joke, but it looks like the dude is serious. I'm not in the USA, so I may not be the best judge of whacky "right wing christian fundamentalist" churches versus practical joke web sites.
If this is real, then we would only see references to a site like this in our press along with the phrase "Only in a America". I was assuming that it was a man that put up the site, given a couple of choice quotes: Quote:
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the next time somebody goes into a booth take a UV lamp with you and try and fill in the blank spaces. If you can find some.
I would like to see what those booths look like with a UV lamp. Who knows, maybe you'll see some hidden messages. |
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anybody remember the genital drive? For that long distance mutual masturbation session.
FuckU FuckMe. |
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Keith, the Saffir-Simpson Scale
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutsshs.shtml
This shows you what the intensity of hurricanes are and what damage they can produce. Incidently, Katrina had sustained, and I mean SUSTAINED winds of 175 MPH about 6 hours before landfall! The storm winds had dropped about 40 mph just before it hit, making it a CAT 4 like you said. Still, it probably had gusts around that speed. I wouldn't have wanted to be there... |
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Keith's story about jerking it in an adult movie theater reminded me of the Pee-Wee Herman debacle when he got busted for indecent exposure at one of those places.
I would have a hard time walking into one of those places for fear of running into someone I knew like from my prayer group. |
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