132 - Tax Deductible

[PapaDoc]

Good luck on the live show!!!!

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by aGoddamnFuckinFan

320 lbs, 6 foot 1.

Walking DOWNHILL makes you breathe heavy. This is the weight where you start to waddle. Your heart beats 120 times a minute. Four years ago, I lost weight, getting down to 255, which still is over-the-fuck-weight, but for any fat fucks out there, getting down 60-70 lbs is the shit. Girls still don't think you're hot, but YOU DO, so it doesn't fuckin matter. YOU dont feel like shit.

But yeah, 3 years and one bald-lesbian girfriend breakup later, I'm back to 330. Had a goddamn pizza for dinner. Cheese sticks and all that goddamn shit. I went out to exercise tonight, and hope to get this going so this time next year I can go back to staring at undergrad cleavae without girls calling the cops.

BTW, I would LOVE to see the exploding asshole link. I havent made it THAT far yet (though a part of my asshole is now an 'outie') :shock:

Good Luck, you need it more than "Skinny Malley"

[woeo]

Quick lesson. When you make money the govt likes to collect taxes. The govt recognizes that you may have expenses that were necessary for you to make the money. They will allow you to reduce the income you pay taxes on by the amount of your expenses. Say you collect $10k for HUAR shirts, but the shirts cost $3k, then your would pay taxes on $7k. Entertainment expenses are treated differently because eveyone cheated on them so often. Essentially you can deduct a percentage, lets say half of your entertainment expenses. If you spend $2k entertaining people who buy your shirts, your can reduce your income by $1k. Added to the $3k cost of your shirts, then your expenses would be 4k, meaning you would be taxed on $6k.

[Keith]

Now THAT'S how you teach a lesson!

[deuce]

Originally Posted by Keith

Now THAT'S how you teach a lesson!

Keith, you know i got a CPA, if you want me to go over tax law with you, i know more about that then history/geography. I use the same teaching methodology I used before. except since we are dealing with numbers, I recommend you bring a calculator or adding machine, and a little hard Liquor as the subject matter is even more serious.

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

After Keith outed DJQuad, I wonder if the live show will go on as planned. I bet there will be a minor glitch, some time during the show.

I hope Chemda knows how to bake a cake and will visit us in jail.

No matter how much he asks, I will not let him do me in the slammer (no pun intended).

[Paul]

Im just about to do mine as im just about make my company a Ltd one, oh joy is me.

[deuce]

What is the deal with DJ Quad? What happened and on which show? I have been listening but i appear to have missed something. What's the beef? someone clue me in

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by deuce

What is the deal with DJ Quad? What happened and on which show? I have been listening but i appear to have missed something. What's the beef? someone clue me in

This show, and all the talk about "tax evasion" or being creative with your books.