134 - The Girl on PMS

[The Girl]

A GIRL COULD GET FUCKIN' MAD WITHOUT IT HAVING TO DO WITH BLEEDING!

and by the way, here's the link that i said i would post for the show:
http://cimg.163.com/catchpic/1/1A/1A...2002BACE79.jpg

[TimJacobs]

I'm listening to it now.. but i have to go to school.. a fuck it i'll skip school

[terrandabo]

I hate them sooo much I have mental chronicles of my battles with the fiercest of the buzzing biting muthafuckas.

I'm sitting on my couch and first I get that blood curdling buzz at my left ear... you know, the shit that makes you temporarily insane and scramble your arms by your head like a little bitch. Anyway, now I'm in battle mode scanning the skies (of my living room) for the little fucker. Sometimes I'll stick my arm out and try to bait them. The mosquito flies in front of my chest and now I'm clapping and slapping at the air trying to kill the bitch-quito. I'm sure from far away it looks like I'm shadow fighting like a girl.

Finally, after much girly slapping 'whap', I finally kill the evil creature. Hoo rah...gawd damn that shit feels good... almost as good as spilling my load after watching one of those 1 minute Japper whore porn clips.

I fucking hate mosquitos too

The End

[PapaDoc]

I just checked out Victors site. On of the most intersting blacks on the show.

He really showed his ass on this one, literally.

I havent listened to the show yet, Give me a few hours and I'll post again.

Did somebody say George Bush doesnt like black people?

Im shocked

Petrie hates Keet
Bush hates blacks
Chemda hates fakes Israelis
I hate bullshit and pain

I love the show, and keep up the love thing-


http://www.channel102.net/view.php?epid=19

[teerts]

Sorry to creep you out, keith!
I was headed up the street to meet up with my woman and her mom
and they called saying they were a few blocks away. So I was on my
way when I stopped to say hi. I forgot you dont know me.
Good job figuring out who I am, though.

Also, you mentioned park benches on the show, check out the
official Adopt-a-Bench page: http://www.centralparknyc.org/support/adoptabench
Only $7,500 for a regular bench, $25,000 for a fancy hand-made one!

Adopt one today!

[tranzorz]

Good show today, guys.

[MichaelG]

IF I HAVE TO LOWER MY VOLUME TO LISTEN IT WAS A GREAT SHOW.

Chemda - Thanks for repeating every speech impedament from keet.

They say "never forget" over and over because they are trying to remind Prez Bush. He forgot about Bin Laden, and it was bin Laden who caused the attacks, but we are not going after him. NEVER FORGET MR PRESIDENT

Tiiittttiies ----Oh forget it, Hair on the nipple.

[cognitiveg]

Originally Posted by teerts

Also, you mentioned park benches on the show, check out the
official Adopt-a-Bench page: http://www.centralparknyc.org/support/adoptabench
Only $7,500 for a regular bench, $25,000 for a fancy hand-made one!

Adopt one today!

I think that all the fans should pitch in and get a KATG Bench so we could print on the seat "sit some where else you flabby ass" or something to that affect

[cognitiveg]

Originally Posted by terrandabo

I fucking hate mosquitos too

The End

When I heard you discuss the Mosquitos I was reminded of a FarSide Cartoon. You should try and bait one to land on your arm then when it starts filling up squeeze the area around where its drinking your blood and watch the little fucker explode and know in your head while it may cause you an itch you at least blew the asshole up!

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by cognitiveg

When I heard you discuss the Mosquitos I was reminded of a FarSide Cartoon. You should try and bait one to land on your arm then when it starts filling up squeeze the area around where its drinking your blood and watch the little fucker explode and know in your head while it may cause you an itch you at least blew the asshole up!

The west nile virus will be seeping into your blood stream as you let the mosq feast upon your soul. When you die you can have the sobering thought: "I blew the asshole up"

Get rid of standing water, That is where they breed.