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I was at catholic school so I had to go to church every morning. It was a cathollic school so that was a given. We had some muslims in the school and they obviously didn't have to so they used that time to do homework. Bastards. I was always jealous of that. If you choose to go to a clearly religious school then suck it up. If you don't then you should not have to say it.
In the UK people are equally pissed that the national anthem of the country is "God Save the Queen." Not because of God but because a lot of people in the UK would rather have "God Save the Country" and have the queen beheaded in a revolution. The queen doesn't need saving by God, she has lots of money and bodyguards for that. |
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I realize that there's some people who did not enjoy this show, however, I personally enjoyed it. I look forward to the KATG/Rachel Ray Sex Video to come out, following in the trend set by Paris Hilton, Fred Durst, Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson, etc etc etc. Imagine the ultimate threeway, featuring the following:
-Slathered in EVOO -Keith finding a new use for the battlecry 'HUAR!" -A fine soundtrack, including Hey Good Lookin - By Hank Williams -Audio commentary by Keith, Chemda and Patrice 'That's Banannas!' 'No, the Banannas are coming up.' -Premixed A-B Porn loops -Available on DVD from Shite.com. You owe me a dollar. Second thought, keep the dollar, just give Forum users first crack at the downloads. ![]() |
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AH HELL... PLEASE don't become dawn and drew!
what the fuck... Burns and Allen.
I nodded off around twenty-five minutes... Keith, did you make it that far on playback? |
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Re: Devotional Tattoos
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But somebody who goes after somebody's wife is a different kind of asshole. (Think "Scotty Doesn't Know" from the movie Eurotrip.) He loves the double conquest. And every time he smacks her ass and sees that tattoo, he remembers that not only is he doing her, but also that she had somebody she was willing to brand herself for and he stole her away from that guy too. And it makes the sex just that much sweeter. Unless it makes you feel better to think he's hurting. Then I'm sure he is. Good point. |
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Well first off, it didn't seem Keith was too much in the show. This is probably because you had to re-do some of the gossip and it didn't seem as interesting the second time. Therefor, being the grateful listener that I am and even with the incredible power over this show that I posses, I'll let it slide.
Also, when you talked about the Olsen twins' producer not signing the Full House girls...weren't the Full House girls the Olsen twins? |
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