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All this shit about religion, (although very informative) is BORING!
I, like keith believe in Pussy, I also worship Titties! ![]() ![]() |
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When a door is opened up, or something falls in the house, we always says "Come in Jesus", or "thank you Jesus for reminding me you are there for me".
Why would you want to beleive it is Satan. Jesus is our lord and savour he would be the one to protect us and want to visit, just in case we go to the beach and he could carry us across the Hot sand. |
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My mum just walked in on the point when you were talking about Chemda vibrator. It was one of them moments when you want the ground to sallow you up. A bit like when your watching a film with your parents, then there is a hot a sweaty sex screen right in the middle of it.
Annnyyy who she start listening to it over my shoulder and apart from the vibrator part liked what she heard (although she might have liked that bit as well but who knows, shes not going to tell me) she listened to the rest of the show with me. "keith and the girl, bringing families one step closer" |
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Your Mom's Vibe.
I had a coworker a few years ago that could never use a vibrator on his girlfriend. The reason? He had stumbled upon his mothers vibe when he was a kid and every time he saw one or even heard the word, he'd freak out. For years this went on and he'd always say "I don't want to talk about it". Finallly he got drunk enough to spill the beans.
Guess the thought of that going inside his mother's cooch was too much for him to bear. Can't blame him...I've seen his mother, I doub't she has a pretty cooch. |
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